1848: The Great Cheez Rush

In a desperate time, many brave, hopeful kittehs forged a path out West following news of great deposits of cheezburgers. Facing hardship and danger, thousands answered the call of the $CHEEZ. Many lost all they had, some even lost their lives in the wild backcountry of yesteryear. Few struck it rich and came home rolling their giant burgers of prosperity and enjoyed enormous wealth.

These tales have been painstakingly restored by our diligent specialists and we present them for historical record.